I bought a trampoline. Got a squat machine. BlackRock filed for a Bitcoin fund with capped gains.

I bought a trampoline. Got a squat machine. BlackRock's iShares Trust filed on October 19 for the iShares Bitcoin Managed Protection ETF, proposed ticker PBIT. An ETF is a fund whose shares trade on …

Source: The Block, Sarah Wynn, Oct. 19 2026 22:00:53 UTC, per frozen research; iShares Trust SEC Form 485APOS accession 0001193125-26-425335. SEC indexed text checked for typical 90% tranche start / initial 10% loss exposure, variability, and filing status. Packet's first-10%-cushion framing rejected. Not claimed: launched, approved, guaranteed protection, a fixed fund-wide loss limit or cap.

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